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Sunday, May 21, 2006

"Fuck Her Gently"

This is a song for the ladies

But fellas listen closely

You don't always have

to fuck her hard

In fact sometimes

that's not right to do

Sometimes you've got

to make some love

And fuckin give her

some smoochies too

Sometimes

ya got to squeeze

Sometimes

you've got to say please

Sometime

you've got to say hey

I'm gonna Fuck you softly

I'm gonna screw you gently

I'm gonna hump you sweetly

I'm gonna ball you discreetly

And then you say hey

I bought you flowers

And then you say

wait a minute sally

I think I got

somethin in my teeth

Could you get it out for me

That's fuckin teamwork

What's your favorite posish?

That's cool with me

Its not my favorite

But I'll do it for you

what's your favorite dish?

I'm not gonna cook it

But i'll order it from Zanzibar

And then I'm gonna

love you completely

And then I'll fuckin

fuck you discreetly

and then I'll fucking

bone you completely

But then I'm gonna

fuck you hard

Hard

***

I needed that laugh

2:09 AM

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